do you ever just want to punch yourself in the face?
Plus, how the hell is oversleeping a good excuse?
It’s not.
I have to write an email saying that I’m not enough of an adult to get up on time. I know shit happens but this shit keeps happening and I’m a dumbass for repeatedly thinking it won’t happen again.
I really hate emailing superiors. :|
Don’t mind me. I’m just derailing my education by missing classes because I’m incapable of heeding an alarm.
Fucking stupid. I am fucking stupid.
I did the chocolate milk thing.
#YOLO
I have about half a gallon of milk left and it expires on the 1st.
I briefly contemplated just pouring a shit ton of chocolate syrup in there and drinking straight from the jug. But then I realized I couldn’t use it for anything else if I did that.
Fuckin’ foresight up in this bitch.
I’m so lonely it physically hurts.
That’s not a good thing, is it. Huh.
