Left. Right. Repeat.: Archive

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Joey: Alright, Rache, the big question is, does he like you? Right, because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
Rachel: Huh... A moo point?
Joey: Yeah! It's like a cow's opinion. It just... doesn't matter. It's moo.

May 31st

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it is a bad day to be me.

May 30th

do you ever just want to punch yourself in the face?

May 30th

Plus, how the hell is oversleeping a good excuse? It’s not. I have to write an email saying that I’m not enough of an adult to get up on time. I know shit happens but this shit keeps happening and I’m a dumbass for repeatedly thinking it won’t happen again. I really hate emailing superiors. :|

May 29th

Don’t mind me. I’m just derailing my education by missing classes because I’m incapable of heeding an alarm. Fucking stupid. I am fucking stupid.

May 29th

snarg: when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

May 29th

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I did the chocolate milk thing. #YOLO

May 28th

I have about half a gallon of milk left and it expires on the 1st. I briefly contemplated just pouring a shit ton of chocolate syrup in there and drinking straight from the jug. But then I realized I couldn’t use it for anything else if I did that. Fuckin’ foresight up in this bitch.

May 28th

I'm so lonely it physically hurts.

That’s not a good thing, is it. Huh.

May 28th

May 27th

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May 25th

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Collegehumor All Nighter? I think yes.

May 25th

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baby, I'm so lonely

I feel as if this always happens the week after I visit Seattle. It’s like I spend the whole weekend on a social high, and then immediately afterward I am cut off and suffer through withdrawal. And usually it takes a couple of days and I sort of level off and return to my usual shitty anti-shenanigans. It’s not… great, but it’s not the worst, either. I suppose I’m...

May 24th

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I feel as if I have been neglecting the more “reflective” aspects of my blog. (I need to stop here to take a moment and loathe the fact that I actually spend time on the internet blogging about my feelings. Okay, anyway…) Way back in the beginning, the majority of my posts were written, and I did very little in the way of reblogging. (Funnily enough, they were also fairly...

May 23rd