averagefuture: robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
I’m really good at taking my bad mood out on people who don’t deserve it.
Flounderin’ flounderin’ YEAH!
beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
I think when the U.S. is done winning gold medals...
ladyhistory: And then swim in it.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new... →
chariotarcana: Digital Form actually everything i’ve ever wanted from life Flawless Restoration That’s kind of glorious, actually.
Me after every conversation: why did I say that
I’m going fucking nuts I’m going fucking nuts I’m going fucking nuts I’m going fucking nuts I’m going fucking nuts it is about 6 pm on a Wednesday and I’m going fucking NUTSSSS
I can’t fall asleep in my bed anymore and I don’t know why. So I just sleep on the floor most of the time. Not sure what’s up with that. Whatever, I don’t sleep anyway. Well I do, just at inopportune/bizarre times. And that’s kind of maybe (but not really at all) okay. I feel like this suggests something negative about my health. Ha. Health. Oh hello sirens, let us...