September 2012
152 posts
Reddit is down and my internet is crawling and I’m going to punch myself in the face
Dear hydrocodone-acetaminophen,
Last time I had you I got itchy and angry~
Surprise, it’s happening again!
So if I seem more irritable (than usual ha!) it’s because these painkillers are fucking with me.
Also the itchy part sucks. :(
Today it is overcast and beautiful and I don’t even care that I’m drugged up as hell (side note: wisdom teeth came out; no complications just sleepiness and puffy cheeks) I just want to bake cookies and drink tea and leave all the lights off so that I may bathe in the soft grey light filtering through the clouds. <3
Also craft silly run-on sentences. :)
August 2012
288 posts
Ok reddit, this is pretty damn impressive. →
“If certain, when this life was out,
That yours and mine should be,
I’d...”
– Emily Dickinson
I can never unknow that this is a thing.
pinterestyouaredrunk:
Source: uberhumor.com via Heather on Pinterest
I did it
and it only took 2 and a half hours
._.
Internet is down. I hate my life. Been trying to fix it but shocker it’s not working.
Also mobile tumblr is shitty.
New reason to hate it here: the internet is so awful. Aaaaaahhhh
Upside to being back: my cat and dog both flipped their shits upon my return. (In a good way. haha) It is nice to feel loved. :)
This time, on things I never thought I'd say
I sincerely do not want to go back home.
Watch
dyrus:
this is how I’m gonna fix all my ddos problems, genius dyrus will carry the cause. problem solver dyrus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YEVB-hokJc
rodenn:
i’m still stuck in that third grade mentality where i am an asshole to people when i want them to like me.
Watchbadcgijosh:
I’ve thought about this video every day for the past week of my life
I really wish our neighbors hadn’t gotten wind chimes. They’re a lot less whimsical and a lot more fucking creepy at 2 am.
twopiesarse:
Map the Soul (Worldwide Version) -...
Chemistry is the most offensive c-word I know.
you are such a special snowflake.
Wake up feeling dejected.
Spend day numbing self online.
Stay up unreasonably late for no reason.
Fall asleep to some kind of distraction.
Have horrible/scary/sad dreams. (Optional: wake up several times early in the morning feeling panicked.)
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Watchcollegehumor:
Legitimate Rape Song
The first song on Rep. Todd Akin’s workout playlist.
The Top 5 Quotes About Rape from Republican Men →
tyleroakley:
agvnotes:
These are the best GOP rape quotes I could find - but message me if you have more! Let’s hold these people accountable.
1.Todd Akin: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down” -mid 2012 Senate Campaign
2.Claytie Williams: “If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it” -mid 1990 Gubernatorial race in Texas
3. Chuck...
