Reddit is down and my internet is crawling and I’m going to punch myself in the face
Dear hydrocodone-acetaminophen, Last time I had you I got itchy and angry~ Surprise, it’s happening again! So if I seem more irritable (than usual ha!) it’s because these painkillers are fucking with me. Also the itchy part sucks. :(
Today it is overcast and beautiful and I don’t even care that I’m drugged up as hell (side note: wisdom teeth came out; no complications just sleepiness and puffy cheeks) I just want to bake cookies and drink tea and leave all the lights off so that I may bathe in the soft grey light filtering through the clouds. <3 Also craft silly run-on sentences. :)
Ok reddit, this is pretty damn impressive. →
If certain, when this life was out, That yours and mine should be, I’d...– Emily Dickinson
I can never unknow that this is a thing.
pinterestyouaredrunk: Source: uberhumor.com via Heather on Pinterest
I did it
and it only took 2 and a half hours ._.
Internet is down. I hate my life. Been trying to fix it but shocker it’s not working. Also mobile tumblr is shitty.
New reason to hate it here: the internet is so awful. Aaaaaahhhh Upside to being back: my cat and dog both flipped their shits upon my return. (In a good way. haha) It is nice to feel loved. :)
This time, on things I never thought I'd say
I sincerely do not want to go back home.
dyrus: this is how I’m gonna fix all my ddos problems, genius dyrus will carry the cause. problem solver dyrus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YEVB-hokJc
rodenn: i’m still stuck in that third grade mentality where i am an asshole to people when i want them to like me.
badcgijosh: I’ve thought about this video every day for the past week of my life
I really wish our neighbors hadn’t gotten wind chimes. They’re a lot less whimsical and a lot more fucking creepy at 2 am.
twopiesarse: Map the Soul (Worldwide Version) -...
Chemistry is the most offensive c-word I know.
you are such a special snowflake.
Wake up feeling dejected. Spend day numbing self online. Stay up unreasonably late for no reason. Fall asleep to some kind of distraction. Have horrible/scary/sad dreams. (Optional: wake up several times early in the morning feeling panicked.) Lather, rinse, repeat.
collegehumor: Legitimate Rape Song The first song on Rep. Todd Akin’s workout playlist.
The Top 5 Quotes About Rape from Republican Men →
tyleroakley: agvnotes: These are the best GOP rape quotes I could find - but message me if you have more! Let’s hold these people accountable. 1.Todd Akin: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down” -mid 2012 Senate Campaign 2.Claytie Williams: “If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it” -mid 1990 Gubernatorial race in Texas 3. Chuck...